schoolies

Schoolies has come and gone and what a week it was. It started off pretty shit, i arrived at my unit without my roommates ( they were at football till 5pm) at about 11am Saturday morning. All i wanted to do was check in and start drinking. I go to get my keys and they say i have to change all the liability's and insurance and shit into my name because were all not there to check in. Filling out form after form while watching other kids walk straight through and get there keys gets frustrating after the first hour. Finally i get up to my unit, i open the door and fuck, it is the biggest piece of shit unit there is. Every other unit has leather couches, flat screen TVs, the works. Ours on the other hand has some shitty old sofa bed with a TV no bigger then my computer monitor.



Anyways i unpack all my clothes, food and alcohol and head over to my mates unit at the other end of cavil. I return to my unit only to realise security has sweeped our unit and taken all our alcohol whilst me being away. None the less my mates Squizz and Hutchy are there now with 2 cartons so we start drinking. It's now about 2-3pm and Squizz's mate josh shows up with another carton and 10 minutes later Elliot rocks up. We all start getting pretty loose, and invite girls from upstairs to come down, 5 minutes later and there is 12 amazing girls in our unit so much more gone then we are, its just getting better and better. So i decide to leave and go to Ben's unit which is a fair walk away. I get to bens at about 5, and continue to drink and get smashed. This is were my night starts to get a bit blurry, we all started walking to the vomitron (a giant sling shot that you sit in and it shoots you into the air) with all the boys trying to fight every guy that walks past. Meanwhile in my drunken state Ive somehow swindled the girls away from Stuey, and are now coming back to my unit to get changed and have some drinks. I get up to my unit and see Ryan is there now, everyone looses there shit upon seeing more girls in our unit. While me and Squizz were in the room with the girls everyone had left, so we decide to head down to cavil. I take one last skull of some vodka and head out. From now is were i start to black out. This is what i remember from the remainder of the night -

- walking towards cavil and almost fighting a guy in a cannibal corpse t-shirt
- being in a medical tent trying to stand up
- trying to find beach party but couldn't
- talking to red frog people about god
- seeing a girl i know in a place i don't know where

It's now 5am and i have awaken in a scrub land. I have my phone, my wallet, a drip still in my arm , happy 30th birthday balloons tied to my wrist and a pillow from a deck chair. I get out of the scrub to realise I'm behind a bus stop in Broadbeach a good 15-20 minute walk from surfers. Till this day i still have no clue about how i got there. But this is my night Ive pieced together from friends seeing me.

- walked to cavil
- lost the girls i was with
- passed out, out the front of the beachcomber
- tried to fight Evert person i walked passed while under the arms of my mates carrying me
- red frog attempted to carry me
- swat came to pick me up (due to my size) to take me to the medical tent
- got put on 2 drips
- got taken back to my bed at my unit by red frogs

How i got from my unit in surfers to broadbeach i still have no clue. Seeing as i couldn't walk i find it highly doubtful i walked there. Well that's the first night of my schoolies experience, to be continued...